Pool Pawty?... My Mom is a LIAR

So, in my last post my mom said I was having a POOL PAW-TY for my birthday.  Sounded innocent enough, right!?  WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

 

She had the audacity to give me a, ahem, I'm going to use a 4 letter word here...  B-A-T-H!  Can you believe it??  I am princess Doyle, ruler of all the land.  She can't just offer me treats during and after the bath and think this behavior is okay. But secretly I did enjoy my treats (shhhh, don't tell) 

 

I am going to revolt.  Some how, some way - mark my words.  She better sleep with one eye open tonight, you never know when I'm gonna snap!  I'll keep you posted on my revenge.  More on that in an upcoming post... 

 

But here's a quick photo that my mom took while she was humiliating me...  I still like the photo, because it's of MEEEEE!  I love a selfie just as much as the next super handsome dog.  Enjoy my suffering

 

 

 

Fluffs & Kisses,

Doyle ^..^

Happy Birthday to Meee!

Greetings inter-web people.  It's my birthday, and you guessed it - I'm 7!  Today my master didn't eat until noon, can you believe her?!  I thought for sure she would have laid out a four course meal for me to chomp on, but no... 

 

As she was making her glorious Grilled-Cheese (one of my favs) I waited patiently in the hall.  She doesn't like me to go in the kitchen.  She says I'm too excited when she cooks, what does she know - pfttt...  I just want to catch anything that should happen to fall on the floor.  I call that being efficient!  She calls it being an "opportunist" - whatever that means

 

As you can see I was sitting in my usual spot until the cooking was over.  I always have to "sit pretty" if I have any hopes of getting that nummy human food.  Gosh, it's so hard being a pretty puppy! 

 

 

 

Good news to report, she did give me a teeny tiny corner to fill up my bottomless pit of a stomach.  Doesn't she know I could eat 10 of these sandwiches without blinking an eye?...  

 

Oh ,and I asked her if I was having a birthday pawty, and she said "not today"...  But there was going to be a Pool Party soon.  I wonder what that is!  I'm super excited for everyone to bask in my glory at the pool party.  I am bursting with excitement!  I'll let you know all the amazing details in my next post

 

Ok, so I'm off to take another nap.  I gotta get my beauty sleep, I am 7 after all. 

 

Fluffs and kisses,

Doyle Dog ^..^



I'm a fox, with a fox

Greetings fellow puppy lovers, tis I, Doyle Dog.  I want to take over the internet with all my fluffy cuteness - so I hope you all like loads and loads of super cuddly pictures of me...  Oh, you do!  Well you're in the right place. 

 

My mom, Emily, has let me dictate all these blog entries - or as I like to call them "dog" entries.  Oh man, I crack myself up sometimes.  Okay, on to the important things, like ME. 

 

Since I STILL have no thumbs, it's impossible for me to type a full sentence.  But no one's gonna keep this pooch down!  

 

Hope you enjoy a little taste of the Doyle life...  See, I told ya I was cute ^..^